1-900-DOG-WALK

I go for long walks with my dog every chance I get, and I track our distance with an app on my phone. My old phone had a female robot voice that would update me with our progress. From time to time she would say something helpful like, “one…mile…in…seventeen…minutes…four…seconds…lap…pace…seventeen…minutes…four…seconds”. I liked this friendly robot lady.

My new phone has the most seductive female voice I’ve ever heard. After every mile she coos “one mile in seventeen minutes four seconds. Lap pace…” in a way that would make a phone sex operator blush. I still find it helpful to have that information, but on a nice day when there are lots of people out walking you might find me loitering on the path, just shy of the one mile mark.

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11 thoughts on “1-900-DOG-WALK

  1. I use an app when I ride my bike, but I don’t bother with the constant feedback. If I had that on while walking our dog, she would jump up on us every time the lady spoke thinking “is that someone who wants to play with me? Did she just say I was a pretty dog?”

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