I go for long walks with my dog every chance I get, and I track our distance with an app on my phone. My old phone had a female robot voice that would update me with our progress. From time to time she would say something helpful like, “one…mile…in…seventeen…minutes…four…seconds…lap…pace…seventeen…minutes…four…seconds”. I liked this friendly robot lady.
My new phone has the most seductive female voice I’ve ever heard. After every mile she coos “one mile in seventeen minutes four seconds. Lap pace…” in a way that would make a phone sex operator blush. I still find it helpful to have that information, but on a nice day when there are lots of people out walking you might find me loitering on the path, just shy of the one mile mark.
New Pollyanna 
what’s the name of that app?
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Endomondo. I prefer using Walk for a Dog, but sometimes it doesn’t actually track my miles, so I use Endomondo for a back up.
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thanks!
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Yipe! Heaven knows what any passerby might think you are up to!
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I use an app when I ride my bike, but I don’t bother with the constant feedback. If I had that on while walking our dog, she would jump up on us every time the lady spoke thinking “is that someone who wants to play with me? Did she just say I was a pretty dog?”
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Nebby has learned that it’s time to start walking when the sexy lady says, “go”.
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He does live up to his name 🙂
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Every day!
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I so miss walking my dog! Beautiful white Siberian Husky yet another casualty of divorce 😦
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Maybe it’s time to appoint a successor!
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For the dog, not the wife!!
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