I love this. I wish I had written it. F’n hilarious!
I have had a few relationships over the years, most of which – hands up, it’s on me – ended out being utter car crashes due to poor choices on my part. I am not perfect; in fact, if you’ve been here a while, you will know that I write about exactly how NOT PERFECT I am.
However, we all inexplicably put up with unnecessary bullshit in relationships, and over the years I have identified a few important elements of friction-generating behaviour in my ex-partners. I am keen to share some tips with everyone to help you avoid unwittingly becoming the kind of boyfriend or girlfriend whose significant other has a desperate urge to throw heavy furniture at.
…also, it’s a bit funny. In retrospect.
In no particular order;
- Don’t make a mess, and then complain about there being a mess.
- Learn when your partner’s birthday is, and decide in…
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